What’s better than some saucy meats? Some corn stuck between your teeth? A man sobbing uncontrollably because he didn’t win an ice cream eating contest? These are all some of the best things that I can think of, definitely all right near the top of the list. So thank fuck for Ribfest.
For this event, we played our song The Man Who Salts the Meats for 45 minutes straight. People couldn’t have been happier, looking up at us with those big saucy grins. We share your love for smoked dead pigs, they were tasty.